CRAZY: Man almost died posting himself to his girlfriend

Hu Seng

Hu Seng

A Chinese man, Hu Seng, almost died when a stupid birthday surprise for his girlfriend went totally wrong, Nollywoodgossip has learned.

He nearly suffocated to death after mailing himself to his girlfriend’s office in a sealed box – which got lost in the post for three hours

When the box finally arrived, girlfriend Li Wang was shocked to discover Seng passed out – and bystanders had to call paramedics to revive him

“I didn’t realize it would take so long,” said Seng. “I tried to make a hole in the cardboard but it was too thick and I didn’t want to spoil the surprise by shouting.”

 

Hu Seng

Hu Seng

Hu Seng

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  1. Lawrence Lurrenz Onuzulike August 29, 2012 at 9:01 pm - Reply

    wow

  2. Ifeoma Nicegirl August 29, 2012 at 10:11 pm - Reply

    which kind of stupid surprise birthday gift is that.

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl August 29, 2012 at 10:12 pm - Reply

      u could have kill urself for nothing

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl August 29, 2012 at 10:13 pm - Reply

      by wrapping urself inside carton

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 30, 2012 at 12:23 pm - Reply

      lol, Nicegirl u won't understand

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 30, 2012 at 12:24 pm - Reply

      this is love nwantiti

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 30, 2012 at 12:24 pm - Reply

      abi you wan try

  3. Ifeoma Nicegirl August 29, 2012 at 10:13 pm - Reply

    wonders shall never end.

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 30, 2012 at 12:25 pm - Reply

      no be small thing oooo

    • Ijeoma Onyeke August 31, 2012 at 8:32 am - Reply

      abi

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 31, 2012 at 11:35 am - Reply

      lolz

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 3:48 pm - Reply

      na so some pple mumu reach

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 3:50 pm - Reply

      wey make them want kill himself

  4. Patricia Ezumezu August 30, 2012 at 6:35 am - Reply

    e mumu go last.

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 30, 2012 at 12:27 pm - Reply

      him own no get level at all

    • Ijeoma Onyeke August 31, 2012 at 8:31 am - Reply

      e mumu no get part two

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 31, 2012 at 11:36 am - Reply

      na so e dey take start

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 3:42 pm - Reply

      hahahahahahahah

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 3:43 pm - Reply

      his mumu no get broda & sista

  5. Gladys Sibanda Jensen August 30, 2012 at 10:53 am - Reply

    sometimes its hard to believe the things people do fo love…

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 30, 2012 at 12:18 pm - Reply

      True love, lol

    • Ijeoma Onyeke August 31, 2012 at 8:29 am - Reply

      lol

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 3:39 pm - Reply

      no bi small thing

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 3:39 pm - Reply

      at times I wonder oooo

  6. Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 30, 2012 at 12:18 pm - Reply

    shuuuuuuu, wonder shall never end.

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 30, 2012 at 12:25 pm - Reply

      abi now

    • Ijeoma Onyeke August 31, 2012 at 8:29 am - Reply

      na so

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 3:44 pm - Reply

      Ebby, follow me see dat one oooooooo

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 4:13 pm - Reply

      i fear ooooo

  7. Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 30, 2012 at 12:18 pm - Reply

    All because of love.

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 30, 2012 at 12:25 pm - Reply

      you go fear love now

    • Ijeoma Onyeke August 31, 2012 at 8:29 am - Reply

      abi nah

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 3:43 pm - Reply

      na so

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 3:43 pm - Reply

      for one kind yeye love

  8. Yak Beats August 30, 2012 at 2:33 pm - Reply

    he is a ass hole.

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 30, 2012 at 4:42 pm - Reply

      ok

    • Ijeoma Onyeke August 31, 2012 at 8:32 am - Reply

      shey

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 14, 2012 at 3:17 pm - Reply

      not really

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 14, 2012 at 3:18 pm - Reply

      he is showing love here

  9. Ikejiofor Nonso Isolo August 30, 2012 at 4:02 pm - Reply

    Crazy is not small1

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 30, 2012 at 4:42 pm - Reply

      abi now craze get levels lol

    • Ijeoma Onyeke August 31, 2012 at 8:32 am - Reply

      no be small thing

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 3:40 pm - Reply

      Ike, u are right

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 3:42 pm - Reply

      it suprises me at times

  10. Nneka Kalu August 30, 2012 at 7:34 pm - Reply

    hahahhah abeg I no fit shout.

    • Ijeoma Onyeke August 31, 2012 at 8:31 am - Reply

      me too

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 31, 2012 at 11:35 am - Reply

      same here

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 31, 2012 at 11:35 am - Reply

      very funny

  11. Ijeoma Onyeke August 31, 2012 at 8:28 am - Reply

    hahahahahahaha

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum Ehiobuna August 31, 2012 at 11:33 am - Reply

      hahahahahah laugh jare

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 3:45 pm - Reply

      we go laugh am well well

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 3:46 pm - Reply

      e no sabi anything

  12. Happy Albert August 31, 2012 at 5:37 pm - Reply

    love is talking…..hahahahahahaha. wel tank God for survive.

    • Happy Albert August 31, 2012 at 5:37 pm - Reply

      love surprise indeed

  13. Clara Claire Gebiowinktti September 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm - Reply

    ok

  14. Debby Oye September 4, 2012 at 2:09 pm - Reply

    wow! it's really crazy but he try sha. thank God he din't pass out finally!

  15. Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 4:14 pm - Reply

    dis kind of love does not exist ooooooo.

    • Ifeoma Nicegirl September 17, 2012 at 4:15 pm - Reply

      bcos if u die the girl will get another friend

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