Crazy…Teens now drink alcohol through their private parts (girls) and anus (boys)

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Modern teens get easily bored with things, so they always try to find new ways of doing things. Nollywoodgossip is shocked to learn the latest drinking rage. People now stick vodka-soaked tampons in their private parts and anus to get drunk.

We learned that it’s really popular with teens who want to get drunk really fast and without anyone smelling it on their breath (but why on earth would people be looking for faster way to get drunk?).

We learned that girls put the tampons in their private parts why the boys insert in the anus. It’s apparently called “butt chugging” or “butt bong”.

When liquor is drunk the old-fashioned way, stomach acid and other natural barriers prevent all the alcohol from being absorbed, but when inserting them in vascular areas like the vagina or rectum, it gets absorbed directly into the blood. This “helps” you get drunk faster and makes the state more intense. Some kids even think it makes the tipsiness last longer.

As you’d expect, using vodka-soaked tampons does pose some serious health risks. Doctors say the alcohol can cause severe irritation in the sensitive areas it is inserted, but this, in my opinion, should be the least of your concerns. A super tampon can hold around a shot of vodka, and since all that alcohol goes straight into the blood, one can get alcohol poisoning and pass out. Normally, the gag reflex lets you know when you’ve had too much, but since the booze doesn’t go down the hatch, this natural alarm system doesn’t go off in this particular case. This can also delay medical treatment, because healthcare professionals don’t usually look in those places.

But teens using vodka-soaked tampons actually like the idea of not throwing up, one less sign to give them away. Most of them also believe it helps them pass a breathalyzer test, which sounds fake, because once alcohol goes into the blood, it is partially breathed out, but even if that did work, parents and teachers could probably still tell something is wrong, and would probably assume the kid’s been using something even more dangerous, like drugs.

Earlier this year, German newspaper The Local warned that the crazy drinking habit was becoming trendy in some areas around the country. The practice initially became popular among American teenagers, but was later picked up by kids in Scandinavia and other European countries where alcohol is hard to acquire if you’re underage. There are even Facebook groups on the subject that offer detailed instructions and how-to videos.

 

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  1. Es Okonye November 15, 2011 at 2:05 am - Reply

    wonder will never end in this world o.

    • Faith Adaugo Agomuo November 15, 2011 at 10:55 am - Reply

      My sister abi u no see something!

    • Bolanle E. Adewumi November 15, 2011 at 11:03 am - Reply

      Until the world is no more

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 15, 2011 at 11:54 am - Reply

      yes now wonder shall never end ooo

  2. Delia Innoma November 15, 2011 at 9:20 am - Reply

    I can't still believe that some people are these stupid in this world. Trust me, soon Nigeria youths will soon pick this rubbish up.

    • Faith Adaugo Agomuo November 15, 2011 at 10:58 am - Reply

      b4 uko…bad things no dey hard learn…God deliver your children oo

    • Bolanle E. Adewumi November 15, 2011 at 11:02 am - Reply

      trust awa youths now

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 15, 2011 at 11:49 am - Reply

      It only by God's grace that they wouldn't pick this rubbish.

  3. Lucy Chigbonpkam November 15, 2011 at 9:42 am - Reply

    na waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • Faith Adaugo Agomuo November 15, 2011 at 10:57 am - Reply

      no be small wahh,bad thing dey dey learn fast

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 15, 2011 at 11:51 am - Reply

      na real na wa ooo

  4. Bettie Mbu November 15, 2011 at 10:01 am - Reply

    There is nothing human beings will not do.

    • Faith Adaugo Agomuo November 15, 2011 at 10:55 am - Reply

      abi oo

    • Bolanle E. Adewumi November 15, 2011 at 11:03 am - Reply

      Name it, nothing

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 15, 2011 at 11:52 am - Reply

      na so ooo

  5. Catherine-Emaeyak Idiong November 15, 2011 at 10:05 am - Reply

    honestly! no comment

    • Faith Adaugo Agomuo November 15, 2011 at 10:58 am - Reply

      Cathy comment abeg…very sick of dem

    • Bolanle E. Adewumi November 15, 2011 at 11:03 am - Reply

      short of words… rite?

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 15, 2011 at 11:49 am - Reply

      abi now

  6. Faith Adaugo Agomuo November 15, 2011 at 10:55 am - Reply

    Stupid act….what on earth r them thinking?

    • Bolanle E. Adewumi November 15, 2011 at 11:02 am - Reply

      U can say it again

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 15, 2011 at 11:48 am - Reply

      don't mind them oo

  7. Onyebinama Magdaline November 15, 2011 at 11:00 am - Reply

    na wa oooooooooooooooooo God please save our generation o.

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 15, 2011 at 11:48 am - Reply

      Amen ooo, God will save our generation oo

    • Faith Adaugo Agomuo November 16, 2011 at 11:07 am - Reply

      Amin oo…make our children no learn the bad habits oo

  8. Bolanle E. Adewumi November 15, 2011 at 11:02 am - Reply

    am not surprise because the Bible can't lie…… I believe that truly dis are scene of the last day. More are still xpected.

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 15, 2011 at 11:48 am - Reply

      signs of end time

    • Faith Adaugo Agomuo November 16, 2011 at 10:58 am - Reply

      abi oo end time spirit

  9. Happi Chi Victor November 15, 2011 at 11:02 am - Reply

    hmmm, end time.

  10. Bettie Mbu November 15, 2011 at 11:12 am - Reply

    The funniest thing is the do all these things under the banner of dynamism. Lets all wait and see where dynamism is taking us to.

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 15, 2011 at 11:51 am - Reply

      very true

  11. Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 15, 2011 at 11:47 am - Reply

    Na wa oo this world is turning into something else, God have mercy on us oo.

  12. Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 15, 2011 at 11:51 am - Reply

    This are signs of end time ooo.

  13. Lawrence Lurrenz Onuzulike November 15, 2011 at 12:30 pm - Reply

    Crazy

  14. Emeruwa Eunice Ezinne November 15, 2011 at 3:07 pm - Reply

    Oooooooooooooom, there's nothing I will not see or hear in this world. it's terrible

    • Faith Adaugo Agomuo November 16, 2011 at 10:31 am - Reply

      horrible sef my sister

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 16, 2011 at 1:09 pm - Reply

      na so so different bad news person go dey hear.

  15. James Onwualu November 16, 2011 at 1:53 am - Reply

    THIS SMALL SMALL KIDS OF NOWADAYS, KEDU IFE OBU? UNA DON DEY TAKE AM TOO FAR OO.WHICH BE ANUS BONG ABI AKPAKO.MAKE UNA SEE MY HEAD OO.I DEY COME.

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 16, 2011 at 1:08 pm - Reply

      James, no mind them because they never no wetin them they do their selves.

  16. Gladys Sibanda Jensen November 16, 2011 at 5:43 am - Reply

    wat next, crazy world…

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 16, 2011 at 1:05 pm - Reply

      the world is turning into some thing else

  17. Ugwuezumba Ebere Jeanie November 16, 2011 at 12:19 pm - Reply

    which kind levels be this na? drinking through the under……………………

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 16, 2011 at 1:09 pm - Reply

      Nne na big wahala ooo

  18. Simon Evia November 16, 2011 at 3:40 pm - Reply

    na wa

    • Ebby Floxy Onyebum November 19, 2011 at 2:55 pm - Reply

      real na wa ooo

  19. Richard Devries March 16, 2012 at 7:38 am - Reply

    At least they will die quicker

  20. Nuzha Roy January 26, 2013 at 12:55 am - Reply

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