I saw this at Jimmy Sonde and thought you may like it.
Nigerian Entertainment Police Authority (NEPA) is at it again. This is creativity. I’m sure u gna enjoy reading this
These are series of arranged tweets on naija celebs names and defining them based on who they are.
Past victims have been Dbanj, Ayegbeni, Jega,Kaita, etc. 2day we have fresh victims as we wud apply d law on every entertainment name we can.
The creative mind state of the urban Nigerian social network relating youth deserves a standing ovation.
An all time classic 4 me was the broadcasts that transformed human names (Nouns) to Verbs. & Adjectives. Sheer creativity.
Another chance to showcase our matchless depth, humour& intelligence. Make your pick of any name and make it a verb. We have. a few examples
I have read d most witty copyright materials as updates, broadcasts & comments on social networks.
That doesn’t mean I endorse these
#translation KellyHandsome: handsome embodiment of troublemaking, dragging beef wt some 1 greater than one’s self.
#translation Durella: shamelessly and openly copying a superstar but hindered by one’s mushin background.
#translation. Sasha: Being kicked 2 d sidelines nd still desperately hanging on. Eg She has been sasha’d out of business.
#translation, Faze talent and ability to do someting but without comitment. e.g “his fazing is affecting the project”
#translation. Keke The abilty to be intentionally un mindful of ones age. “Would you stop kekeing please” eg. Ure jst t0o kekeish 4my lykin.
#translation. KSB: A psychological induced confusion on wat 2 do. E.g I am Ksb’d on wat type of music 2 do.
#translation Tuface Idibia – Everything comes easy, including women and babies.
#translation. Ikechukwu. A violent reaction sparked by the slightest provocation “An ikechukud action was inevitable”
#translation. Blackky Glory existing in the past tense “I have fond memories of my days of blackky”
#translation. SoundSultan The under rating of an overly talented element deserving of more acclaim. “I feel so sultaned”
#translation. Denrele Temporary disconnect from sanity. “Keep your cool. Pls don’t derele on me now”
#translation. Tonto Dike. The restless face of an ambitious generation “Unilag girls are more Tontolized than Lasu girls”
#translation. Wande Coal. An unexpected miniature representation of a phenomenon. “Did u wande the idea? It sounded bigger earlier”.
#translation. GbengaAdeyinka A loud persistent sound you can’t ignore. “Gov Fashola says sirens cause to much Gbenga Adeyinka”
#translation: Ashionye: The conflicting existence of several distinct accents in one sentence. “her ashionye is difficult to place”
#translation: Timaya :The ability 2 single handedly withstand d illwishes of humans with divine intervention. “I Timayad his wickedness”